Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Oxymorons are basically complicated

Okay, so what I have realized is either your cat is really loving and always cuddles and sits next to you and is basically a small furball of affection that makes your life better and eventually gives birth to little-er furballs to make other peoples lives better

or

Your cat hates you and the only good thing you have for it is that you give it food and water and temporary heat but if you didn't provide it with those things it would not hesitate to eat you in your sleep

There is no in between.

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